My identical Cousin Sobby publicizes our family photo album today.
After viewing it, you can see why I thank God and the Radioactive Chief for dosing me with high levels of gamma rays aboard the U.S.S. Nautilus.
But for better or worse, they are my family. I just wish Cousin Sobby would stop airing the family laundry so publicly. My genetically inferior cousins and family members can't help it if they're a couple of amino acids short of a full double helix.
